my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I’d help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
August 2016: Australia’s national census night fails after authorities report the website is receiving a sophisticated DDOS attack that has taken it offline.
It was later revealed that the so called “attack” was actually just the entire population of Australia attempting to complete the census.
March 2020: A Covid press conference by the South Australian Premier starts airing early, accidentally broadcasting cameraman Steve proudly announcing that “the world’s going to shit”
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July 2021: Prime Minister Scott Morrison uses a radio appearance to announce, unprompted, that he had not soiled himself at a Sydney McDonalds in 1997.
The denial followed months of circulating rumours about the event across the press and social media, which had seen the location of the restaurant ‘Engadine’ become shorthand for the Prime Minister.
The event was commemorated by a plaque installed outside the infamous “Engadine Maccas”, which quickly became a tourist drawcard.
The restaurant was once again in the headlines in 2022, after hundreds of revellers turned up to celebrate Scott Morrison’s loss in the federal election, with 15,000 pledging to attend on Facebook.
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