INFP|Team Super <3's Everyone|Ace|Welsh af
The most endearingly annoying person you shall ever meet, hopefully.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
one time in high school we were asked to make haikus based on a prompt, and my prompt was jazz (which i do not listen to)
another boy leans over to look at my haiku and goes “did you just copy that from the intro to the jazz wikipedia page? Tch, this dude.”
it took me like 4 seconds to realize that he apparently knew the jazz wikipedia page by heart
to clarify, he was actually just able to tell from the way it was written, which. fair
but in my defense this guy looks like a bitwise OR combination of john egbert and greg holgate so it wasnt exactly unreasonable in the moment
heres his general visage for those weirdos that cant recognize greg holgate by name
we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-…-.. .-.. / -.. — .– -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. — -.- . / – -.– / .–. . -. .. - … / - — -.. .- -.– / -.– . — .– -.-. …. / — ..- -.-. …. / -.– — ..- -.-. …. -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– / … . -. - / ..-. .-. — – / – -.– / - . .-.. . –. .-. .- .–. ….
personally i prefer semaphore
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I’d help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS
August 2016: Australia’s national census night fails after authorities report the website is receiving a sophisticated DDOS attack that has taken it offline.
It was later revealed that the so called “attack” was actually just the entire population of Australia attempting to complete the census.
March 2020: A Covid press conference by the South Australian Premier starts airing early, accidentally broadcasting cameraman Steve proudly announcing that “the world’s going to shit”
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tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.
September 2013: The politician representing the electorate of Batman is appointed Shadow Minister for Justice
guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous
stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)
July 2021: Prime Minister Scott Morrison uses a radio appearance to announce, unprompted, that he had not soiled himself at a Sydney McDonalds in 1997.
The denial followed months of circulating rumours about the event across the press and social media, which had seen the location of the restaurant ‘Engadine’ become shorthand for the Prime Minister.
The event was commemorated by a plaque installed outside the infamous “Engadine Maccas”, which quickly became a tourist drawcard.
The restaurant was once again in the headlines in 2022, after hundreds of revellers turned up to celebrate Scott Morrison’s loss in the federal election, with 15,000 pledging to attend on Facebook.
Fermenting in a butch honoring way
I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING
STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST